Have you ever been absolutely certain there is more to the story of those photos you love? Well, of course, there is! And we are here to answer your plea to Tell Me More.
This week, Baron Chen has a morning-after moment, Lee Min Ho meets his ideal type, Papa YG attempts to instruct his boys, and More! Plus, of course, the Bonus T.O.P. photo.
(Note: these photos and captions are posted for fun – don’t be silly enough to get offended! Credit to original photographers.)
Papa YG gathered his sons together in the vestibule. Four of the boys stood eagerly in front of him, ready for inspection. One sat in a chair to the side, knees crossed, his fingers tented contemplatively.
“You know this is an important day for me,” Papa YG began. “Daesung, Seungri, Youngbae, you have attempted to dress appropriately for my wedding. I hope you will attempt to behave appropriately, as well. Please straighten your tie, Sol. And Jiyong, I know you tried but we really will have to work on getting you dressed neatly.” He turned to Seung Hyun in the chair. “Obviously, I did not need to be concerned about you knowing how to dress.“
“However,” he continued, pointedly looking at the other four, “I am counting on you all to watch Seung Hyun and make sure he slows it down when the champagne is served.”
Please, Sir! I would salute, but I have a tummy ache – don’t make me go out there again! I HATE the Army!
The Prince finally reached where the beautiful Princess lay fast asleep. He stood gazing at the abundant curly hair and the lovely face, and he felt love spring into his heart. Overcome by emotion, he lifted the Princess’ hand and gently kissed it. Lee Min Ho, waking from the long sleep, whispered, “Oh! You have come at last! I was waiting for you in my dream.”
Baron ran his hand through his hair, but it promptly fell across his face again. Clutching the empty vodka bottle like a microphone, he continued singing into the bottle neck, which muffled his most excellent rendition of “House of the Rising Sun.” But wait, this wasn’t a karaoke parlor. It looked more like a fashion studio. And who were these sleeping girls dressed as plushies? He looked at the bottle quizzically and shook it. It was empty. He wondered if he drank the whole bottle himself. He also wondered why he knew the words to three verses of House of the Rising Sun, but no matter.
“Girls!” he called, rapping the bottle on the floor. “Somebody please find my clothes. And can one of you fetch a pair of scissors so I can get this hair out of my eyes?”
Bonus T.O.P
T.O.P. was known for his thorough research, and his upcoming filming schedule in the US Midwest was no different. He planned to use his off time to travel incognito, and through extensive planning, he knew exactly how to dress to fit in with the locals without drawing attention.
Stay tuned for more PhotoNonSense…
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